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30 Top Funniest Facebook Status [Super-lol Edition 2013]

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Facebook is the voice of people. So most of the times Facebook status updates reflects the actual mood of the person. Sometimes you have to post something delicious to keep up with all kind of audience you have. It can be hilarious, shocking or just a spread-the-word-topic. However, if you posted something funny it will makes others happy, it also helps to brighten your social networking community’s day.

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Here I’ve done a short research for you guys. The below listed are some interesting status updates that quickly went viral on Facebook, Twitter and Google plus. These will definitely bring a cute smile on your friends/followers…So, why you are waiting ? just scroll down, select status, Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V on your status box.. :)

  1. I’ll be back in five minutes. If I’m not, read this again :D
  2. I always hated weddings because old people would come over and poke me saying “You’re next.”. They stopped when I started doing it to them at funerals.
  3. U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown
  4. I am wondering if one can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?
  5. Have you noticed that the “lol” symbol looks like a drowning guy? I bet hes not laughing out loud!
  6. I’m thinkin about takin my own life, I might as well. Except they might not sell weed in hell :P
  7. I sometimes think that Facebook should change the status question from “What’s on your mind?” to “What’s your problem today?”
  8. When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look.
  9. Phases of love. 1) xoxo. 2) xxx. 3) ex.
  10. Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
  11. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  12. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner.
  13. Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
  14. I went to see my doctor. “Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?” He said “I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.”
  15. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
  16. Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
  17. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
  18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
  19. The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
  20. A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun.
  21. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
  22. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
  23. URGENT WARNING! Facebook now automatically scans your brain through your monitor. To block, go to kitchen, get aluminum foil, and wrap it around your head. Stay calm, and breathe through your left nostril ONLY. This is a serious problem and has been confirmed by a friend’s cousin’s girlfriend’s neighbour’s son’s baby’s mama and her pet chihuahua.
  24. <Life’s a bitch, if it were easy it’d be a slut.I’d call you a tool, but even THEY serve a purpose.
  25. Death is life’s way of telling you that you’ve been fired. Suicide is your way to tell life, “you can’t fire me, I Quit!”
  26. I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
  27. FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END
  28. My mate changed his Facebook status to “suicidal, standing on the edge of a clifft” So i poked him…
  29. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
  30. Weird discovery of the day. If you type a word in Facebook (in a comment, status, etc.) that happens to be the same as your password, after you click “Share”, Facebook automatically converts it to asterisks to protect your security. Allow me to demonstrate. My password is *******.

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Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

  • Eme Michael

    OMG this is nice hahaha lol!<br /> * I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.<br /> * X just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.<br />

  • Awesome man! Just updated my FB status….! :)

  • great ones

  • These are most fresh and amazing content i have seen so far,, thanks for status,,<br /><br />Personally i don&#39;t feel like copying status to get like but one or two won&#39;t do any harm,,<br /><br />I don&#39;t know if you allow link in you blog , but since it relevent i would do it anyway,,<br /><br />here are soon funny don&#39;t for FACEBOOK Status update.<br /><br />you can check it out

  • Really smart statuses .. Some of them are really funny and realistic, i will update my facebook status now

  • My name is Celestina and I base in PHILIPINE…“My life is back!!! After 2years of Broken marriage, my husband left me with two kids . I felt like my life was about to end i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time. Thanks to a spell caster called kizzekpe which i met online. On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet,I came across allot of

  • I am Mrs ANDERSON ANN from USA, i want to <br />share a testimony of my life to every one. i was married to my husband <br />Barry Morgan, i love him so much we have been married for 5 years now <br />with two kids. when he went for a vacation to France he meant a lady <br />called Clara who en charm him with his beauty, he told me that he is no <br />longer interested in the marriage any more. i

  • I am Mrs ANDERSON ANN from USA, i want to <br />share a testimony of my life to every one. i was married to my husband <br />Barry Morgan, i love him so much we have been married for 5 years now <br />with two kids. when he went for a vacation to France he meant a lady <br />called Clara who en charm him with his beauty, he told me that he is no <br />longer interested in the marriage any more. i

  • Hello friends.<br />I would like to share my testimony.my name is lily frank, I want you all to understand that there is no problem without solution. You have to sometime give a chance to what other think is not real and see what happen at the end. I gave this great man chance when my husband left me with two kids,his family, friends, everything was down, I was divested so I started trying spell

  • Hello friends.<br />I would like to share my testimony.my name is lily frank, I want you all to understand that there is no problem without solution. You have to sometime give a chance to what other think is not real and see what happen at the end. I gave this great man chance when my husband left me with two kids,his family, friends, everything was down, I was divested so I started trying spell

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