100+ Wittiest captions for your next Instagram post that go with any picture


Funnier is always Better! If you have an amusing personality, people will always expect something funny and witty coming their way from your side. You are constantly under pressure to present something out of the box and strange in a good way that entertains and engages people. Your presence must be always eye catchy and should always attract people. The behaviour of yours should hold people towards you and make them remember you all their life.

But on Social Media, things are different! You are not physically present here, but your virtual present counts! Only posting pictures would not make your virtual image promising. You need to say something interesting, something that makes sense! Till when everyone will just put a flower or a star in the captions!

In a study, it is proved that witter and funnier captions help to engage more audience. It builds a relation of yours with the audience. It relates better with the person reading, and when this happens, you create a bond with them.

If you post regularly, it becomes a task to find new witty captions everytime, so here are we with 100+ funny captions that will rock your caption game on social media.

100+ Witty captions for your next post!

  1. If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
  2. Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.
  3. You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.
  4. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
  5. I have no ‘selfie’ control.
  6. That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific.
  7. I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode.
  8. A selfie a day keeps the doctor away.
  9. They say nobody’s perfect. Guess what? I’m nobody.
  10. Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing. Besides, most people find smiling suspicious.
  11. I used to have class… then I graduated.
  12. Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy… or at least looks good on Instagram.
  13. The question isn’t can you, it’s will you remember you were supposed to?
  14. Stay strong, the weekend is coming!
  15. Don’t be like the rest of them, darling. And also don’t be like me… that’s my job.
  16. So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.
  17. I think you’ve got a deficiency of Vitamin Me!
  18. Fitness? How about “fitness post into my day when I already have 500 other things I’ve procrastinated on doing?”
  19. Oh you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
  20. I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
  21. Can’t keep calm when I’m crazy for you.
  22. Sometimes the grass will appear greener on the other side because it has been fertilized by bullshit
  23. Sometimes I look at you and I wonder how I got to be so damn lucky.
  24. It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
  25. If you have eyes, look at me now!
  26. Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with.
  27. My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.
  28. You were better in my worst nightmares.
  29. I tried to be normal once—worst two minutes of my life.
  30. I came. I saw. I made it awkward.
  31. What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
  32. I had fun once, and now it’s on my permanent record.
  33. If I was funny, I would have written a really good Instagram caption.
  34. The question isn’t can you, it’s will you remember you were supposed to?
  35. I liked memes before they were on Instagram.
  36. Friday, my second favourite F word.
  37. “Know your worth. Then add tax.”
  38. “I don’t need any part-time people in my life.”
  39. “You sir, are a human version of period cramps.”
  40. “You inspire my inner serial killer.”
  41. “Zombies eat brains. So, you are safe.”
  42. With you, life’s a beach.
  43. 4. “I’m too lazy to be ambitious.”
  44. 3. “I’m not perfect, but I’m pretty damn close.”
  1. You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.
  2. Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you!
  3. You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
  4. Be as picky with your men as you are with your selfies.
  5. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A may-bee… I’m a maybe.
  6. Old enough that I need a filter on this photo.
  7. I don’t think inside the box. I don’t think outside the box either. I don’t even know where the box is.
  8. Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one!
  9. I feel I am the undiscovered supermodel.
  10.  I like hashtags because they look like waffles.
  11.  I’m not fat. I’m just easier to see.
  12. I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
  13. Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.
  14. There is maybe no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
  15. There is maybe no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
  16. This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
  17. Putting the “we” in weird.
  18. Nothing is lost until your mother can’t find it.
  19. Reality called, so I hung up.
  20. Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
  21. The best part about waking up is going to sleep eighteen hours later.
  22. The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
  23. ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
  24. Yes, I do bad things, but I do them well.
  25. I wish my wallet came with free refills.
  26. Dear sleep: Thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
  27. Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
  28.  Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
  29. My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
  30. I am standing outside. Therefore, if anyone asks, I am outstanding!
  31. Only dead fish go with the flow.
  32. I won’t cry for you. My mascara’s too expensive.
  33. More issues than Vogue.
  34. I got 99 problems, but a bad angle ain’t one.
  35. Alexa, skip to the weekend.
  36. A Friend In Need Is A Friend To Be Avoided.
  1. Felt delete, might cute later
  2. My vibe is so sick I had to wear a mask
  3. idk ask Tommy, Hilfiger it out
  4. why pass exams when you can pass away
  5. Ed has no gf cause sheran away
  6. I’m studying without the “stu”
  7. The bag under my eyes is Gucci
  8. Life is a gift, so ask for the receipt and return it
  9. Wearing Nike but I just can’t do it
  10. When it doesn’t add up, subtract yourself
  11. They said confidence is key, but I can’t find the lock
  12. At least my weight is loyal to me
  13. I write in lowercase cause I don’t cap
  14. It is what it is, and it’s not good, anyways who cares?
  15. No Liam, just pain.
  16. I didn’t kill anyone, jealousy did
  17. If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will
  18. Slept with glasses on so I can see my dreams better
  19. Life is a period and I am white jeans
  20.  Sending my selfie to NASA, coz I’m a star
  21.  Life’s a soup and I’m a fork
  22. In case you needed a new wallpaper
  23.  You didn’t sneeze, but I blessed your feed
  24.  Homeless without ‘m’

So guys, now you do not have to spend a lot of time on finding best and wittiest captions as we have a long list here. Make your posts more quirky and catchy with these captions. Stop scratching your heads and go post your content now! We are sure you will find captions that will pair up nicely

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