The first stop anyone makes after a breakup or when they feel lonely is definitely at Tinder. Tinder is one of the perfect dating applications where you can find our ‘Perfect Match!’ But most of the Tinder matches fail right after swiping right. “What should I text after I have matched with someone on Tinder?” Has this question ever popped into your mind?
Don’t worry, you are not alone. While sending a ‘Hey!’ is super boring, asking out someone right after matching is a big NO! You definitely need to find something in between that’s not too bland and not too extravagant. Something that should surprise the other person just enough to get the conversation going. The answer is simple: A pickup line!
Now that we have come up with the answer, to help you get going here are some sexy, cheesy, interesting, funny Tinder pickup lines that are worth giving a shot.
- I can see your hands are heavy, can I hold them for you?
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
- Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
- I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, dinosaurs still exist, right?
- What’s a smart, attractive person like myself doing without your phone number?
- Hello* pretends to be a waiter* – Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness.
- Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you
- I’m going to complain to Spotify about you not being this week’s hottest singles.
- If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
- Will you be my Tinderella?
- Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
- Do you smoke pot? Because ‘weed’ be good together
- If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
- Hi! You dropped something: My jaw!
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
- Hey Boy! is your name John? Cause I have never seen a boy like you.
- Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.
If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
- Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see
- Are you Greek? Because you look like a goddess!
- Remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later
- Are you a light switch? Because you really turn me on.
- Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- You’re so cute that you made me forget my pickup line.
- You’re so attractive that my phone gets hot just from talking to you.
- I am not a photographer but I can picture you and me together.
- I know we are not socks but we’d make a great pair
- I know you are busy but could you add me to your to-do list?
- Can I tie your shoes? Cause I don’t want you to fall for someone else.
- Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I have only met you in my dreams!
YOUR EYES ARE LIKE IKEA. I AM TOTALLY LOST IN THEM
- Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- Are you my laptop? Because you’re really hot and I’m concerned.
- Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
- Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Do your lips taste as good as they look?
- You are like a bottle of vintage wine, the more I drink, the more I want!
- Is your face McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.
- Can I borrow your phone to call the cops? Cuz I’m about to steal your heart!
- Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
- You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
- Do you know a real estate agent? Because I am trying to make a move here.
- Are you Google? Because you are everything I am searching for
- Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://
- Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
- Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you.
- Is your name LinkedIn because we should connect?
- I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.
- Hi, I am Mr. Right. Someone told me you are looking for me?
- Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
- Your eyes are like IKEA. I am totally lost in them
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
- I value my breath so I’d appreciate it if you’d stop taking it away.
- Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
- Do you work at NASA? Because I think your beauty is out of the world
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You have the list right in front of you. The next step is that you need to ensure you use the relevant one at the right time. It’s definitely not that hard. While we can’t guarantee whether the dirty pickup lines will get you to their bed, these pickup lines will definitely get the conversation going.
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